Tales From The Kitchen
Hailing from a mountainside nook in Bloomsburg, Pennsylvania, Kitchen Teeth serves up an alt-rock experience that gets your feet moving and your soul stirring. With an acoustic-guitar-slinging cowboy, a silver-haired fox on drums, and a smooth front-man with a style all his own, Kitchen Teeth thrives in the unconventional. Their blend of acoustic roots, jazzy upbeat keys, genre-bending rhythms, and one-of-a-kind vocals brings a fresh twist to alternative rock—one that’s primed to shake up the scene. From foot-stomping rhythms to hauntingly intimate melodies, every note is a celebration of musical chaos and cohesion.
If it’s standard you're looking for, you won’t find it here. Kitchen Teeth embraces the strange, tearing down the walls between genres to create a sound that’s both raw and refined, unpredictable yet magnetic. With a fearless approach to music, they deliver a show that’s as unforgettable as it is unconventional.
Ian Teeth
Has a firework scar on his chest
Owns a pair of shoes for every day of the week
Survives off of iced mocha’s and cigarettes
“I’m here to inject some poison into the scene”
Ronnie Reign
Blackstone Griddle enthusiast, loves hashbrowns
Entrepreneur and self-founded business owner
Loves Spartan races and lifting
“You gotta enjoy the brotherly love”
Bobby Bonez
Dungeons and Dragons Dungeon Master
Can recite 10+ soup recipes from memory
Studied under breaking benjamin’s drummer
“Anyone here know how to tie a tie?”
Bite Sized Bits
Kitchen Teeth Teaches Firework Safety
Remember, Kitchen Teeth is comprised of wildly untrained idiots with zero medical staff on standby. No brain cells existed to be harmed during the making of this video.
Even Sporting Events Aren’t Safe from the Teeth
If you or someone you know has a case of Kitchen Teeth, email us at kitchenteeth@gmail.com for a prescription of merch and tickets to a live show.
