Tales From The Kitchen
Hailing from a mountainside nook in Bloomsburg, Pennsylvania, Kitchen Teeth serves up an alt-rock experience that gets your feet moving and your soul stirring. With an acoustic-guitar-slinging cowboy, a silver-haired fox on drums, and a smooth front-man with a style all his own, Kitchen Teeth thrives in the unconventional. Their blend of acoustic roots, jazzy upbeat keys, genre-bending rhythms, and one-of-a-kind vocals brings a fresh twist to alternative rock—one that’s primed to shake up the scene. From foot-stomping rhythms to hauntingly intimate melodies, every note is a celebration of musical chaos and cohesion.
If it’s standard you're looking for, you won’t find it here. Kitchen Teeth embraces the strange, tearing down the walls between genres to create a sound that’s both raw and refined, unpredictable yet magnetic. With a fearless approach to music, they deliver a show that’s as unforgettable as it is unconventional.
Ian Teeth
Has a firework scar on his chest
Owns a pair of shoes for every day of the week
Survives off of iced mocha’s and cigarettes
“I’m here to inject some poison into the scene”
Ronnie Reign
Campchef Griddle enthusiast, master of cheesesteak
Entrepreneur and self-founded business owner
Loves Spartan races and lifting
“You gotta enjoy the brotherly love”
Bobby Bonez
Dungeons and Dragons Dungeon Master
Can recite 10+ soup recipes from memory
Studied under breaking benjamin’s drummer
“Anyone here know how to tie a tie?”
Bite Sized Bits
Kitchen Teeth Teaches Firework Safety
Remember, Kitchen Teeth is comprised of wildly untrained idiots with zero medical staff on standby. No brain cells existed to be harmed during the making of this video.
Even Sporting Events Aren’t Safe from the Teeth
If you or someone you know has a case of Kitchen Teeth, email us at kitchenteeth@gmail.com for a prescription of merch and tickets to a live show.
Toothsome Testimonials
You just knew we were too good to be contained to just sound and video, we had to get out there onto some print media. Give your eyes something good to look at with these killer articles and reviews.
Steelnotes Magazine Reviews “Save our Sanity”
Catch a fresh take on a fresh album from Jim Alford over at Steel Notes Magazine, better yet, give it a listen and tell us yourself.
Jim Alford reviews Save Our Sanity by Kitchen Teeth
The Weekender Weighs In
Check out our interview from the Weekender, a fine publication putting the spotlight on local arts and entertainment in NEPA. Read all about it, and check out some of the rest of the scene too.
Gabrielle Lang Interviews the Boys of Kitchen Teeth
Blink and You Missed It
Look away for a second and Kitchen Teeth puts out killer content while you were distracted. Here’s some of the latest blockbusters busted out by the band so you can catch up. We’ll forgive you this time.
New Year, New Teeth
Feast your eyes on our promo vid for the 2024 New Years Eve show at Hess’s Tavern, you might get more than you bargained for in this one.
The Rec-Room Radio Hour Podcast
Dial into our sit-down with the fine folk at The Rec Room Radio Hour and get in on some of the inside stories of the boys in the band, hear about Bobby’s brush with the Foo Fighters, or Ian’s early Rap career
Pennsylvania Pipeline Music-TV
A tucked away little studio in Muncy PA sat down with the boys of Kitchen Teeth and got a front row seat to some of the best tunes in the area, and now you can too.
PA Live!
The crew of WBRE and WYOU’s PA Live! got a taste for the tunes of the teeth in early 2025. Catch our live acoustic set with Chris Bohinski and Rachel Malak.
Snapshots of the Sonic Experience
